Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams – voted number one pick-up line! Love them or hate them, a cheesy pick-up line can be a great icebreaker – or it can backfire very badly.

With a +250% increase in people searching for the best pick-up lines so far this year and ahead of Valentine’s Day, greetings card marketplace reveals the cheesiest chat-up lines of 2022. Check out 10 of the cheesiest pick-up lines just in time for Valentine’s Day.

  • 1. Airport Love

    Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

  • 2. Dreamy

    Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

  • 3. Body Love

    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

  • 4. Maps

    Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  • 5. Like Fruit?

    If you we’re a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

  • 6. Got Time?

    Have you got time…? I’ve got time if you’ve got the place.

  • 7. The Classic One

    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!

  • 8. Onion

    Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers?

  • 9. Parking Probs.

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

  • 10. Oh Me?

    I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

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